Next week's Divisional Playoff matchups have been announced, and Bremerton West has drawn team RED in a revenge game vying for 5th place in the league. If you recall, B. West had control of the game throughout, only to squander the lead late and never regaining enough momentum to mount a substantial comeback. This time around, the Westies are hungry - not to mention playing their best ball of the year, no doubt. Hope to see everyone come out to The Matt for the 7:30PM tip on May 12th.
ManRam has been found guilty of PEDs. Is it time to commission another Paul Mitchell Report?
Top NCAA hoop recruit John Wall was arrested earlier this week. Man, life keeps getting tougher for Coach Cal in the bluegrass state, eh? (Read: Cal & most of bluegrass hoops nation would sell their souls to the devil for a Nat'l Championship, we're not holding our breath.)
Who is more pissed about ManRam: the real Dodgers owner, or fantasy owners? You decide, my vote is for the latter. I could give a damn, I've got Zack.
I recently learned how to auto-tune my voice using GarageBand. Everyone is on notice: debauchery forthcoming. The opening lyrics go a little something like this: The Jonas Brothers sing their song / While the teachers grade papers all night long. You can see where this is going, and although it's not going to be pretty, but I'm going to take you there anyway, Hammers.
The Yankees SUCK. No heart. Too old, been saying that for at least 3-5 seasons now. Maybe they can buy out ManRam's contract, get all the juicers on the same squad, eh? Hey, at least our first baseman is better looking than your first baseman. The Royals have the 4th best record in baseball and a budding superstar (No, I'm not talking about the poster child for Pilsbury, Billy Butler!)? Seattle lost Ibanez and got good again? Man, this season is already blowing my mind.
SARGEQUE IV's excitement is building in West Shawnee / East DeSoto FTW. Bring your appetites as Ap has designed a spread that could feed a small group of car salesmen headed to a government seizure auction.
Hey, did you read this article yet? Waaaay funnier than mine. And this is the 2ND link to it in this prose....no excuses, no regrets! (Thx to Coach Henry for making a permanent spot in my head that houses that little "nugget" of a saying.)
Well, I'm out. My alma mater is hosting its yearly extravaganza and you know I'm hitting up the big opening night. Laters, ladies y gents....
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